Oh man, I cannot believe I am asking for this.

*facepalms*

So, as the subject states, I am searching for a Numb3rs fic that involved tentacle!sex. I'm pretty sure it was Don/Charlie, but it may have been Charlie/Colby or other esoteric pairings. That is, of course, unless I somehow managed to misremember a SGA or HP fic as a Numb3rs fic. In which case, I'll be in that corner.